The Kingdom of Womble 849 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.144 billion Womble 849ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Womble 849ian economy, worth 451 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 44,508 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,858 per year while the poor average 2,790, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 849's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 849 is ranked 123,090^th in the world and 1,374^th in Chicken overlords for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.